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Some tweets

I have been receiving tweets that make me laugh... here are some
- My shower has 3 options - one for taking a shower and the other two are for cutting marble and breaking protests
- The only true things in CVs are: drivers license and single. The rest looks like brother Grimm's fairytales.
- Stop taking pictures in bathrooms. Your grandmother didn't have Androids or mirrors and all of them got married and had kids.
- If beauty sleep is efficient, in order to see some effects I should go to bed n…
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seediee 9 Out

cool! I like it! :)))

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Furian 9 Out

wise ;)

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jezz 11 Out

things that usually make us laugh are true... i hate 21st century sometime

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dragandj 19 Out

the postman gives a + for translation

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