3 of us 'old' participants started discussing age yesterday... not ashamed at all. So we have our veterans lobby here
And my imagination goes in some future, 4 old ladies in the bench, discussing in 30 years as veterans of Miss Dukascopy... let's call these ladies J, I, D and E (any similarity with true characters is absolutely on purpose)


J: Do you remember back in 2014...
I: We are in 2014
E: No, we're not. What's wrong with your brain?
I: Nothing's wrong with me, blondie...
E: Who are you calling blondie, double chin?
J: Come on, those were the days when we were young
D: Speak for yourself, you're still chasing boys of 50 years
J: They are not boys, they are mature men
D: Compared to you, boys
J: It's not my fault you're old and wrinkled
I: I wouldn't be wrinkled either if I used clothes pegs to stretch my skin
J: Well, you can't see them, right?
E: Of course, you hid them under your wig, baldy
D: Look who's talking, Miss veins
E: Don't start, hairy legs
I: We're all pretty... to someone
J: There's only one man I want to be pretty for
D: Hm, did you see nick these days?
J: Why, you still think he's cute?
I: Well he is, ever since he broke his hip, he's become more attractive
E: I'm sure you two would get along, plastic teeth, plastic hip
D: Granny, shut up
J: Who won that contest anyway?
D: Some little chick with J humor, E spirit, my brains and I looks
J, E, I: A robot?
And my imagination goes in some future, 4 old ladies in the bench, discussing in 30 years as veterans of Miss Dukascopy... let's call these ladies J, I, D and E (any similarity with true characters is absolutely on purpose)


J: Do you remember back in 2014...
I: We are in 2014
E: No, we're not. What's wrong with your brain?
I: Nothing's wrong with me, blondie...
E: Who are you calling blondie, double chin?
J: Come on, those were the days when we were young
D: Speak for yourself, you're still chasing boys of 50 years
J: They are not boys, they are mature men
D: Compared to you, boys
J: It's not my fault you're old and wrinkled
I: I wouldn't be wrinkled either if I used clothes pegs to stretch my skin
J: Well, you can't see them, right?
E: Of course, you hid them under your wig, baldy
D: Look who's talking, Miss veins
E: Don't start, hairy legs
I: We're all pretty... to someone
J: There's only one man I want to be pretty for
D: Hm, did you see nick these days?
J: Why, you still think he's cute?
I: Well he is, ever since he broke his hip, he's become more attractive
E: I'm sure you two would get along, plastic teeth, plastic hip
D: Granny, shut up
J: Who won that contest anyway?
D: Some little chick with J humor, E spirit, my brains and I looks
J, E, I: A robot?